"We took a young woman with severe memory loss and helped her forget she ever had it."
Now that's an achievement.
Thanks to my dentist, I'm wearing my favorite jeans again."
Sounds like the dentist is operating on the wrong end.
Learn to play the harmonica... with your eyes?
Rejuvenate your skin... Wow – what a difference! Isn't that Keith Carradine?
"24 Hour Animal and Pest Control"... including those annoying babies.
"If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine's Day... Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be."
Honey, I didn't get you flowers, but I did arranged your funeral
Well, as long as it is gentle...
Hey, guys, looking for some 'sheep' fun?
Bring your favorite mexican?
"I gave in English everything what you mean! Guaranteed"
Off Incest Repellent. Back off, daddy!
For a Green couple
Ok, say you're Andy Warhol and want to get married...
A work of art
Press one side or the other, it's the "Breathing Ring"
For the technician in you both...
Yes, it's a ring with a vacuum tube
Hello Kitty!
The Nut and Bolt Wedding Ring. Another way to say: if you get married, you're screwed!
Cat 5 Compliant Ethernet plug wedding rings... can't get geekier than that.
"We took a young woman with severe memory loss and helped her forget she ever had it."
Thanks to my dentist, I'm wearing my favorite jeans again."
Learn to play the harmonica... with your eyes?
Rejuvenate your skin... Wow – what a difference! Isn't that Keith Carradine?
"24 Hour Animal and Pest Control"... including those annoying babies.
"If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine's Day... Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be."
Well, as long as it is gentle...
Hey, guys, looking for some 'sheep' fun?
Bring your favorite mexican?
"I gave in English everything what you mean! Guaranteed"
Off Incest Repellent. Back off, daddy!
