What is Business?

What is Buisiness?

Dad:I want you to marry a Girl of my choice.
Son:No!

Dad:The girl is Bill Gate's Daughter.
Son:then Ok!

Dad Goes to Bill Gate...

Dad:I want your daughter to marry my Son.
Bill Gates:No!

Dad:My Son is the CEO of the World bank.
Bill Gates:Then Ok!

Dad goes to the President of the World Bank...

Dad:Apoint my Son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No!

Dad:He is the Son-in-Law of Bill Gates.
President:Then Ok!

This is BUISINESS:)

10 Unfortunately Placed Ads

Weird Japanese Stuff

Diet Water. "All the flavor of regular water but only half the calories".. WTF?!

Fresh Air Mask: Yeap. What better way to relax after a hard day at work than by sucking in some fresh air from your favorite plant?
Rapidly Expanding Mysterious Balloon: Ok, WTF?! It says "Squeeze! The swan's head pops out!! Be the king of the party with this towering swan! Materials for connecting not included"
Basashi Icecream: a dessert made from... horse meat! The company that makes it is known for its unusual ice cream flavours, many of which have limited popularity.
Bust Up Gum: grow those breasts! according to B2UP, the special ingredients, "extracts from the Pueraria mirifica (Kwao Krua) plant, makes a woman's breasts grow as well as improving their shape and tone."
Girlfriend's Lap Pillow: Girlfriend's lap pillow Yep. A pillow imitating a woman's legs made from urethane foam.
The Candy That Makes You Horny: That's the actual name of this Lollipop package. It tastes like flavored condoms
Mother's Milk: Milk that tastes just like your mother's...
Vitamins for Gamers. Can't concentrate on your Wii? Pop a pill!

Milk + Beer = Bilk. The idea for the drink was conceived after dairy firms threw out a huge amount of surplus milk in March last year. The son of the manager of a liquor store in Nakashibetsu, whose main industry is dairy farming, suggested the idea of producing the milk beer to local brewery Abashiri Beer. So there you go, a milk beer!

Vitamins for Gamers. Can't concentrate on your Wii? Pop a pill!

Blonde in a Boat

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"

EPIC FAILURE