Weird Japanese Stuff

Diet Water. "All the flavor of regular water but only half the calories".. WTF?!

Fresh Air Mask: Yeap. What better way to relax after a hard day at work than by sucking in some fresh air from your favorite plant?
Rapidly Expanding Mysterious Balloon: Ok, WTF?! It says "Squeeze! The swan's head pops out!! Be the king of the party with this towering swan! Materials for connecting not included"
Basashi Icecream: a dessert made from... horse meat! The company that makes it is known for its unusual ice cream flavours, many of which have limited popularity.
Bust Up Gum: grow those breasts! according to B2UP, the special ingredients, "extracts from the Pueraria mirifica (Kwao Krua) plant, makes a woman's breasts grow as well as improving their shape and tone."
Girlfriend's Lap Pillow: Girlfriend's lap pillow Yep. A pillow imitating a woman's legs made from urethane foam.
The Candy That Makes You Horny: That's the actual name of this Lollipop package. It tastes like flavored condoms
Mother's Milk: Milk that tastes just like your mother's...
Vitamins for Gamers. Can't concentrate on your Wii? Pop a pill!

Milk + Beer = Bilk. The idea for the drink was conceived after dairy firms threw out a huge amount of surplus milk in March last year. The son of the manager of a liquor store in Nakashibetsu, whose main industry is dairy farming, suggested the idea of producing the milk beer to local brewery Abashiri Beer. So there you go, a milk beer!

Vitamins for Gamers. Can't concentrate on your Wii? Pop a pill!